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Red jumper

“Someone takes a photo of a girl in a red jumper playing in front of a red towel on the line and they think they’re Van fucking Gogh.”
- JB

March 3rd, 2011 | Comments Off | Posted in overheard

Candles

“What would your friends say if they heard you… ‘Oh look, scented candles’”
- My wife

April 6th, 2010 | Comments Off | Posted in overheard

A Drink

“I was going to buy a drink but they wouldn’t take a card…”
- Girl, student bar, Cardiff.

February 12th, 2010 | 1 Comment | Posted in overheard

3 tins

“We need more biscuits.”
“We had 3 tins…”
“I’ve eaten them.”
- Couple Xmas shopping in Tesco

December 24th, 2009 | Comments Off | Posted in overheard

Christian

“Surname?”
“Thomas.”
“Christian name?”
“Err, what do you mean?”
– Bank teller & customer

November 3rd, 2009 | Comments Off | Posted in overheard
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