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Category: overheard

Rough

“I have to say this, you look bloody rough tonight…”
“Err – you had to?”
- Girl & checkout assistant

Lettuce

“You’re an idiot, that’s a lettuce not a cabbage…”
- Teenage couple shopping

Bebo

“Oh wow, that is sooo cool! Take a photo, put in on bebo.”
- Teenage girl on seeing a tortoise

Common

“I know her, she’s as common as fuck…”
- Girl outside Tesco on mobile phone

Last going off

“He was in Merthyr last going off.”
- Lady in the bank

Mixed Vegetables

“You’re looking at them… you’re looking at them! Mixed vegetables… MIXED VEGETABLES!”
- Woman to husband in supermarket freezer section

Rice

“He couldn’t hit the wall with a handful of rice!”
- Len, while playing badminton

50 Million

“My back feels like it’s been kicked 50 million times…”
- Lady in building society queue